Casey Anthony craze still going strong

So I go on CNN to read the news today and see that Casey Anthony latex masks are being made and selling for a crazy amount on Ebay. Well I go to ebay to check this out and what do you know there is about a million things being sold right now to try and profit of this whole circus. It is a terrible thing that happened and I truly feel for the little girl and the whole family for it. However, if you have a sick sense of humor, like I do, put aside the terrible and feast you eye's on the funny.



This can be put on a shirt and purchased for about $20 including shipping. I'm considering it but not so sure yet?? Here's the listing if you want to see for yourself.

Holly cow! I laughed harder than I can remember after seeing this. If you don't get the reference watch this and you will. Hide yo kids hide yo wife!

If I've offended you sorry. I had to share this comedic genius no matter how politically incorrect it may be though.

The best blog ever, besides mine of course

boingboing.net is what I'm talking about. If you haven't checked it out you really ought to. It covers a crazy amount of cool stuff and it changes every hour it seems. Today this video is on there.



Costa Rica really out to think about hiring them for some PR work that would be great.

Also, check out this dove messing w/ the cat. I'm not sure what kind of voodoo they put on the cat to make him like birds but he is a patient one that's for sure.



Also, now we know how those sneaky Indian call centers know how to relate to us. They are clever aren't they? I find what they think about Australia pretty funny.

Thank you come again!

Enjoy,

dic

FBI, black holes, and a crazy old racist

Now that is a catchy title! If you are from Dallas and know a little about the city politics then you may know exactly what I'm talking about. If not, don't worry I'll tell you. I happen to be talking about this guy,

John Wiley Price. 

Now adays he looks more like this 

and not like the 70's porn star that the black and white photo shows. Anyway, he is a controversal Dallas politician that has been around for a while. Now I'm not big on politics and don't claim to know a lot about it but when you make yourself such an easy target like so many of these guys do it's hard not to take some shots. So here we go. This week he's had a lot of heat on him since the FBI raided his office and home. Not sure what the deal is w/ it but I'm sure soon enough we'll find out. Any way the point of this is to let you know how I feel about racist old idiots like this guy. There are tons of videos out there showing him loosing him mind and calling people racist and telling them to go to hell. Ugh this guy is a piece of garbage. Well it seems as though his tomfoolery may have finally caught up to him. Time will tell though. Here are a couple videos showing what a piece of work he is. The first is a city meeting and someone says "black hole" Apparantly you can't use the word "black" around him or he gets his feathers ruffled. The second is him doing an interview w/ Gordon Keith of The Ticket. Not really sure why he was doing an interview w/ Gordon since its a sports station and usually they just screw around and have fun, whatever though.

I think Chris Rock said it best when he said "Nothing more racist than a old black man, you know why? 'Cause the old black man went through some real racism. He ain't go through that "I can't get a cab" shit. He was the cab! White man just jump on his back: "Main Street!"

You know maybe there is a good excuse for Mr. Prices behavior?? Perhaps he was a yellow cab once upon a time??

Who knows but I doubt it. I think he's just a lying, cheating, racists whose crap has finally caught up to him. I guess time will tell.

iChad + iPhone Camera = Good laugh

To give you some background. Chad aka "iChad" is known by that name for his obsession w/ the iPhone when he first got it. To give him some credit he has backed off of it and is not as big of a weirdo these days but still has his moments w/ it.

Now, anyone I know that has their face stuck in their iPhone and is always saying how cool it is, is given this ridiculing name by me. For example. "You! Over there with your face in the phone I dub the "iIdiot". But in place of "Idiot" I insert the name of whoever I'm bashing at the time. You should start doing it, it's lots of fun.

Anyway one night iChad fell asleep in the cave while I was in there. I had a glass of ice water and this is what I came up with. And no I didn't insert the music. I don't know what was on TV but it was perfect. Enjoy.

Why I like China

So last week was really hot down here and it has been for a while with no end in sight in the near future. It has been close to 100 degrees every single day for going on two weeks now with no rain at all. This is the best angry sun face I could find,

I imagine the sun is looking down on us like this! But anyway this is about China, well kinda, so I'll get back on track. Like I said its been super hot so we decided to go out to the lake Friday afternoon for some wakeboarding and cooling off in the lake. John and drive out there ready to have some fun and we see the worst site you can see as you are walking up to your boat, our cover is halfway off. Well we have been down this road before about two years ago and this can only mean a couple things. Our top doesn't just blow off, its tightened down pretty tight. There are only two things I can think of that would cause our cover to come off. One, A Tornado and in that case we have much bigger problems then a cover that has come off. At that point the boat is probably a gonner, oh well wreck it buy a new one eh? And two, a theif! Fortunately it was not a tornado but also unfortunately it was a theif. Ugh I hate theives! I hope there is a special place in hell set aside for this scum. There is nothing worse than a theif. Some piece of garbage sneeking around looking for stuff to steal. Then breaks in and takes what they have no desire to work hard enough to get on their own and take what isn't theirs. Pieces of $#!+ !!!! (You like how I used the symbols and got really close to the real words? You do don't you.) But hey he did leave a nice new Hanes XL undershirt just in case I put on a few lb's I may be able to fit in it. Oh the silver lining. Anyway, they got some of our stuff again just like they did two years ago so we are gonna have to do something for security out there since their security guard is about as worthless as tits on a nun. This all brings about my title for this posting. Why I like China? Thanks to the good ole internets I looked up countries that have the death penalty for theives. And what do you know China, Yahtzee! So that is why I like China now, death penalty for theives and of course egg rolls.

Thats all for now folks take care and until next time.

dic

President Death Stare Photo

So by now the whole world knows that bin Ladin is dead now. Or is he!!?? No really he's dead. Put away the conspiracies for a little bit and roll w/ it. Anyway, there is this picture this one right below.  
of the President and lots of other folks in a room looking at something obviously terrible. Most people seem to think they are looking at the raid on bin Ladin going down or maybe some pictures of his head blown off?Whatever.... it is definately something pretty disturbing. However I have a different theory on what they are looking at.

I think this may be the situation. So they are sitting there watching and hearing about the raid and it is INTENSE! Well one of the guys that brings them coffee during the breaks told them they ought to check out this video he saw that it would really lighten the mood. Little did they know he was setting them up. He actually was pulling up "Two Girls One Cup" knowing that the last laugh would be his. And he sure got them. Look at the military guy he's trying to put it back on Tom and Jerry. And the President is PISSED, he's thinking to himself this mother f'er is f'ing fired! But good ole Biden is watching and thinking to himself he may like to get in one some of that action. Oh good times!

But seriously now. If you have never seen or heard of that video forget you ever heard of it. You would be better off not of ever hearing about it, but too late for that now. To sum it up it is terrible and disgusting just like these peoples faces show.

Until next time,
dic

Fun with Republicans

So I'm laying in bed the other night watching the news and a story comes up about President Obama and the whole "birther" issue comes up. I lay there thinking this is just stupid. Don't get me wrong, I'm all about our President being a natural born citizen of the US. But, just because our present one has a name that isn't real popular because of all of the turmoil in and from the middle east over the past 10 years it is an issue. Anyway, this guy Leo Berman pops up ranting on about how our Presidents birth certificate isn't good enough, blah..blah..blah. I think to myself he is an idiot and turn the TV off. So the next morning I email him to let him know what I think. Below is the chain of emails between us.

From: ME
I am ashamed that you represent our state. It is ridiculous to keep bringing up the subject that our president is not a natural born citizen. He is, stop beating a dead horse.


As a senator you are expected to address and deal with real issues not nonsense like this. When our country and state are facing the most difficult times in recent history this is what you think is important to talk about and spend your time on? Shame on you. Please spend your time on matters that will make a difference and not just bring your name to the limelight.

Concerned and Naturally born US and Texas citizen,
Richard Montgomery

From: Mr. Berman
And I'm ashamed that you are a Texan who believes the manufactured garbage that came out of the White House.  You have to be a good Socialist to forget the fact that since Obama's father is Kenyan and not a US citizen, he is ineligible to be President even if he was born on Mars.  It must do your heart good to see this man destroy our great nation.  Don't respond, I won't open or read it.  Goodbye.  LB

From: ME
Oh really? You did, you just opened it. Ha ha I win, now get to work. Since it's obvious you're not doing anything today besides writing back and bantering with me do something useful and make me a sandwich. Please reply, I'll open it and read it.


I look forward to more feedback,
Richard

So far he hasn't written me back but I'm hoping to hear from him again real soon. I'm not holding my breath though. Oh Good times! This just goes to show that although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, and keyboard, old crotchety republicans do serve a purpose. That purpose, my and your ammusement.  By the way my favorite sandwich would be PB&J w/ grape jelly just in case your wondering.

Enjoy,
dic